"You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game."
Sunday, August 22, 2010
"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn Monroe
Hey honey buns! ;) That's me, on a calendar when I was, what, 4 or 5? Adorable much?? B-) Puffy cheeks and all still there, you'll see the resemblance in time. :)In fact, I don't think I've changed much. Still the same old features. :)
Prelims are so over! Everyone's living life, but not for long. The morning of my last paper (Friday), it rained, heavily, the awesome kinda weather which induces the urge in me to stay at home and sleep till nightfall. Sadly, had to drag myself up, and hail a cab. Have I ever mention how much I loathe cab stealers???>:( Only got a cab at, what, 7.30? And by the time, my pretty hot pink umbrella got blown inside out, so I hesitantly threw it away in school.... :( Oh not to mention my soaked shoes and socks. Urgh.
I hate the squisy squasy feeling of wet shoes, makes my hair muscles contract..
To compensate myself/my feet, I let my little toes have a breather during Paper 2, by sitting for the paper barefooted B-) Felt soooooo good, too bad I didn't have a warm, cosy pillow for my toes to snuggle up to.. oh the joy. ;) But it's okay! Made it up to my dear toes by soaking them in a basin of warm water when I got home. I do find joy in pampering my feet... which is why I have to get that pedicure a.s.a.p!!!! >:O
I think it's alright to pamper your physical being every now and then, as much as it is important to please your emotional being, which, I always do by inducing in good food, and having frequent rendevouz with my bed. B-) Heeheehawhaw, scandalous ;)
Check out some crazy spa treatments I came across at Oddee!
So you thought "Fish Spa" was weird and cute enough when it first came to Singapore....
exfoliating your feet using 150 Garra rufa fish. With no teeth, they nibble away dead skin using suction-shaped mouths leaving healthy new skin underneath untouched. In Japan they offer whole-body immersion fish spas
wait till you see this!:S
wait till you see this!:S
Snake massage!
Okay, I'm getting the creeps... :S
A spa in Israel has put a unique spin on the standard massage. While some masseuses use soothing music or scented candles to supplement massages, owner Ida Barak prefers to use snakes; she believes that they have a calming effect and can alleviate joint pain. Imagine—lying facedown on a bed, strong hands rubbing oil on your back as a few snakes slither up and down your body. What could be more relaxing?
:S:S:S
Next, only for the filthy rich....
Okay, I'm getting the creeps... :S
A spa in Israel has put a unique spin on the standard massage. While some masseuses use soothing music or scented candles to supplement massages, owner Ida Barak prefers to use snakes; she believes that they have a calming effect and can alleviate joint pain. Imagine—lying facedown on a bed, strong hands rubbing oil on your back as a few snakes slither up and down your body. What could be more relaxing?
:S:S:S
Next, only for the filthy rich....
Golden Facial.
(Personally, I think this is pretty dumb. I mean like, can you imagine how much Coach bags or LV wallets I can get with the same amount of money?! =.-)
Cleopatra apparently slept in a gold mask every night to maintain youthful looking skin. Turns out, she was right. A revolutionary –and expensive spa treatment is based on the Queen of the Nile experience. Paper-thin squares of 24-karat gold are applied on the face along with hydrating compounds. The result includes firmer, more supple skin, and, a noticeable dent in your wallet.
Okay, here's another pretty WHOA one:
(Personally, I think this is pretty dumb. I mean like, can you imagine how much Coach bags or LV wallets I can get with the same amount of money?! =.-)
Cleopatra apparently slept in a gold mask every night to maintain youthful looking skin. Turns out, she was right. A revolutionary –and expensive spa treatment is based on the Queen of the Nile experience. Paper-thin squares of 24-karat gold are applied on the face along with hydrating compounds. The result includes firmer, more supple skin, and, a noticeable dent in your wallet.
Okay, here's another pretty WHOA one:
Alright, pretty crazy.
Wanna guess founder country?
Located in Kowakien Yunessun, the biggest, most popular spa center in Japan, hundreds of gallons of Beaujolais Nouveau, the most popular wine in Japan, are used in the wine spa. Japanese wine lovers have had the opportunity to drink and bathe in the liquor they love so much, at the Hakone Kowakien Yunessun. The red pool is constantly fed wine through the wine-bottle-shaped spring, while a sommelier stands by to fill up the glasses of those craving for some more Beaujolais Nouveau. Getting drunk is not going to make your wrinkles go away, but will definitely stop you from worrying about them for a few hours.
I'm like, "My mom's gonna kill for this!"
Sadly, this is Singapore. Need I elaborate? Even the shopping here's a bummer.
I had a dream last night, that I went to Paris with my Mom. I was shopping away like mad at sample sales, and flea markets (lookalike), my gosh, I was having so much fun!
and then I woke up. =.-
I think I've said it before, and I guess I'll say it again. I hate shopping in Singapore. The weather's so hot. Fighting the rush hour on the way back's also a sore. Not to mention the fact that everything's so overrated and over-priced!
I wanna shop overseas at the end of the year! I will resist every urge, and wait patiently before I strike. Meow~ :)
In the meantime, save moolah, save moolah, save moolahhhhhhhhhh~
Sigh IF ONLY money grew on trees.....
I would loyally and faithfully sit and wait under a huge raintree,
perhaps set up a tent, even.
Or better still, invest in a good ladder, and start plucking every buck I see.
Aww :(
Okay, enough bullshit, back to reality. :)
Bullshit, we'll be back for you. :)
I've been to the doctor on Thursday, and I was diagnosed with weak intestines. Not cancer, thankfully, just, really weak intestines. Oh, and low blood pressure. It's kinda fascinating, cus I'm only, what, 16? I estimate I'll die around, 60, or even younger, at this rate.
Not that having low b.p. and weak intestines is deadly or anything, but at the things I can't eat. :( I'll die of over-constraints..
Doctor: Avoid oily food....
Me: :D
Doctor: drink more Vitagen (to induce good bacteria)....
Me: :)
Doctor: and....
Me: :|
Doctor: avoid spicy food....
Me: :(
Doctor: and avoid chicken rice....
Me: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:?!?!?!
Do you know the pains of not being able to eat chicken rice?! :S:(
It's like, one of my many favourite foodddddd???:(
And, like, spicy food is my life! Avoid spicy food = avoid my life! Wait, that doesn't even make sense! =.- But yeah, you get the drift.... Without spice, what's the point, seriously. :S:(
My mom was with me back then, and we went to get lunch.
She. Was. Such. An. Ass.
Mom: What do you want to eat?
Me: Chicken rice.
Mom: No. The doctor said to avoid it. I'll buy you something else.
-bought mixed vegetable rice yucks-
Mom: Ok. My turn to buy. I'm gonna buy chicken rice for myself.
Me: -stares- ???
Mom: heh heh heh ;)
=.= =.= =.= ?!
Like seriously. What the heck.
So to comfort myself, I turned to hours of Oddee and twitter and Avatar,
and my my, the things I came across!
Let's start with Twitter. I came across this article some days back...
Twitter User Brings Toilet Paper To Desperate Japanese Man
When he found himself stuck in a public restroom stall without any toilet paper, Twitter user naika_tei did what any clever man would do: He posted a Twitter message pleading for help. It worked.
It took 20 minutes from the time naika_tei first voiced his desperation, but someone apparently really brought him a roll of toilet paper.
What a joke! But seriously, a really practical man.
I won't be caught dead in such circumstances though. Aha!
As for Avatar, well, I posted this video on Facebook. So, this is for those who didn't catch it. :) Great laugh!
And best for the last, Oddee! :) This week's featured article's on crazy bikinis! HAW HAW.
For the extremely horny people, just alt+F4 this window now. Like, really. I mean like, I wouldn't want people getting horny over some pictures of girls in weird bikinis heh? :S:)
Here goes!
#1. Burkini (burqa+bikini)
A burqini (or burkini) swimsuit designed by Australian company Ahiida. Their goal is to design swimsuits “with the respect of Islamic values and aimed to enhance the lifestyle of the active Muslim female”. Well, at least these cute chicks save money on sunscreen.
Seriously, I'm not impressed. And honestly, I'm like, wtf??
Seriously, I'm not impressed. And honestly, I'm like, wtf??
#2. World's Most Expensive
Would you like to spend U.S. $30 million for a piece of bikini? It sounds crazy but it's true. The glittering $30 million bikini has been created by Susan Rosen with Steinmetz Diamonds. This is the world's most expensive bikini, it uses all diamonds and no fabric. The bikini features over 150 carats of D Flawless diamonds, including a 51 carat D Flawless Pear Shape, a 30 carat D Flawless Emerald Cut, a pair of 15 carat D Flawless Rounds and a pair of 8 carat D Flawless Pear Shapes all set in platinum.
If you ask me, I think this is so bimbotic.. and rather stupid. I mean like, U.S. $30 million and it doesn't even cover the vital parts. What's the point man!
If you ask me, I think this is so bimbotic.. and rather stupid. I mean like, U.S. $30 million and it doesn't even cover the vital parts. What's the point man!
#3. Dissolvable Bikini
A German company invented this marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is that it's made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water. Named the “Get Naked Bikini,” the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes.
Seriously! This would make a great prank for some particular b*tches I have in mind....:) Hmmm.
Seriously! This would make a great prank for some particular b*tches I have in mind....:) Hmmm.
#4. Bacon/Lettuce Bikini
The best combination for a man: women in bikini and bacon. It's a win-win situation.
The vegetarian alternative to the bacon bra is fashionable, non-greasy and reminiscent of Eve in the Garden of Eden. Anyone looking to promote vegetarianism can make their own lettuce bikini at home to get in on the natural fashion. Step by step instructions to create this strange lettuce bikini are available on the lettuce lady website and should be designed only once you're ready to wear it. All you need to create your own unique bikini from lettuce is romance lettuce, which is preferred because of its large leaves for covering your boobs and bum.
One word: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
One word: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Okay, last one!
#5. Pacman Bikini
This Pacman bikini has it all- our favorite part is the ghost hiding at the bottom. Presumably he doesn't want to get eaten.
Kinda cute! :) I mean like, after all the stupid ones above.... =.-
Kinda cute! :) I mean like, after all the stupid ones above.... =.-
Alrighttttt. That's enough for one evening! :)
Today was sucha great day... it's hard to believe tomorrow's a dreadful Monday... one whereby I have to wake up at 7am, just to head to school and meet my fate.
Aww damn, I don't even wanna think about it. :S\
Toodles!
Till next time~
I miss Bali :(
Said night-night world @ 2:50 PM