"When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Pictures from last Sunday! :)
Chairwomen spells SPASTIC.^^v
Quit lookin'. I'm not in it. But i think this picture is damn bee-you-tee-foo~Me like, me like! ^^
-cut the bimboness, Veron. Tsk tsk-
Mood: Pre-OBS
Music: Island In The Sun - Weezer
Book: Pick Your Poison - Leann Sweeney
BACK, and better than ever! : D
Can you guys do me a favor, and LISTEN to my playlist until Island In The Sun is on? It's like my current favorite song and current message alert tone cus it has such an awesome tune (Lyrics sucks though, don't say I didn't warn you :S)! B-) Don't worry, I still looove Faber Drive and FM Static songs. In terms of looks, I still looove my dear old Mcfly : D I looove them all... Aye, I looove music, okay?? (What's up with all the ooo??)
I was really, really tempted to post yesterday night. But I couldn't find any nice pictures online, and i freaking LOST my camera's USB cable. Like, boo-moo. This is why i don't like to have my things being cleared up neatly by someone ELSE besides myself. Even though my stuffs are all over the place, it's actually messed up in a SYSTEMATIC order. For example, my cables would either be under the mini Christmas tree, or anywhere near my computer, or on my bedroom floor. No where else. With THAT in mind, I can usually find my cable in less than 10mins. But other people don't KNOW that, so they'll just put my things back in the cupboards and drawers nicely, and i'll end up freaking out and throwing a huge tantrum.
It's worst if my mom's the one behind the cleaning up. Cus she'll even FORGET where she places my things. Like that one time, she literally squashed my camera into her makeup kit............ Of all places!
So if you find me weird at times, you'll know who i got the bizarre behaviour from. :)
Alright. So just a week ago, it was Chinese New Year. How time flies! And i was so, so, so damn right when i said i felt that Chinese New Year came earlier this year. I received wishes going 'Happy niuuuuuuu year!', and my facial expression was literally =.= Like, how twitxz is THAT?!
Then i realized it was 'Niu' as in, you know, C-O-W.
Rightttttttttttt.
What a cow.
And Weichong's text message was the most random.
For a quite a couple of occasions to date, i've replied him with 'Haha, thanks whiner.' cus, trust me, he's a really horrible whiner! :o
But amazingly, i forgot this time round.
But he HAD to remind me by saying 'HEY! You finally stop calling me a whiner! Haha!'
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Oh well, too bad for him then! So much for letting him off by accident.
He only had himself to blame when i replied 'Once a whiner, always a whiner' :)
Alright, back to the point. How was MY new year?
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A total failure.
Granny's reunion dinner was really horrible this year. She begs to differ from everyone else, and cooked this hugeeeeeeeeeeeee table of vegetarian meal. *jaw drops* Mom and I were giving each other the sympathetic look to each other throughout the whole meal, having a really hard time swallowing the food without hurling it back up again. It was damn gross. Well, other than that, I think all was quite fine. :) I didn't go bai-nian-ing this year, yet again. So all my red packets are with granny. I might be able to hit 600 this year! Like yay? ^^v It's really surprising, considering the fact that the Economic is doing quite badly recently. YET, the usual 6bucks packets have all increased to a 10, and the usual 12bucks have all increased to a 20. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind the raise. It makes me happier, so, who cares? ^^
Oh no. GREAT. Pimple outbreak)x
I think pimples are just about the suckiest thing on Earth, cus it's the ONLY thing that doesn't have a good side. Or at least, I can't think up of one. And i probably never will.
School's getting better :) Maybe it's cus of the fact that we're missing quite a lot of school lately. Which is good..... Oh alrighttttt, it's bad too, cus it's the test-season, and we're seriously behind lessons as compared to other classes. So, to make up for the time lost, our teachers are all planning to give us extra lessons............
Geez,
what a bummer.
Like, on Saturday, Ms Koh made us come back to school at a freaking 8. A. M. in the morning. D:
I woke up late, thanks to my dear ol' tenants. AGAIN. They switched off my alarm clock even before i heard it ding. Has it ever occurred to them that people set alarm clocks to WAKE UP for a PURPOSE? And also, that they cannot barge into MY ROOM just to turn off an alarm clock that disrupted THEIR sleep?????? So, freaking, RUDE! Thank goodness Cherine's sixth sense told her to called me at 7.50, or i would have slept on and on and on and on and on till 12 or so. :S
But I think my tenants knew they really crossed the line or something today, cus they presented me with a box of Ferrero Rocher the moment i got home *aww*. And it's not the measly packaging with only 3 pathetic chocolate pieces. It's the AWESOMELY packed one with 30 (yes, THIRTY!!) chocolate pieces. *AWWWW* So now you know, it doesn't take much to make me happy.
Hand over the chocolates, and no one gets hurt! B-)
Speaking of my tenants, I was helping the Primary 2 kiddo with his Maths. And that very instant, I LOVED maths, for it was so, so, so EASY compared to Surds (which makes my blood boil, fyi. Great, I just realized; SURD is four-lettered, and so is SHIT. Alas, the moment of truth). I really miss primary school maths, and even lower secondary maths. Everything was so easy to understand. Now, Maths just makes me wanna curse and swear and throw up. I was up early this morning, trying to complete my A-Maths worksheet due tomorrow. By the end i was done (not really DONE as in COMPLETED. More like: read question, frowned, thought hard, frowned, take deep breaths, frowned, pissed, next question...zzz!) with half of the worksheet, i was having this really bad headache. My brain hurts so badly, i started talking to my Spongebob bolster -snorts- Thank goodness no one was home...
I remember Hillary complaining to me about her Logarithm test. Guess what they asked??
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Who's the inventor? [1 mark]
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How can it be applied to our daily life? [1 mark]
LOLLLLL! To think that those poor students actually mugged their asses off trying to remember all the laws and theory and concepts and working methods, when the stupid paper was all about stupid, useless questions. Tsk tsk!
This reminds me of Mdm Ee and her Physics test. We all studied hard, trying to memorizes all that crap about Gravitational Force and Inertia and yadda yadda Vernier Calipers yadda yadda, cus we know that if we didn't study, the test was a sure goner. Poor Cherine even studied from 8 to 10 just the night before. Then it turns out, the "test" was a fake, just to make us all study and not forget all her teachings during our camp next week.
ZZZZZZZZ!
I was relieved, cus i was the only one who didn't study. At all. Phew~ But that just means that i have to study EXTRA hard after camp, cus i don't even have a clue to what's what. Oh well.
We did have a surprise English comprehension test though. Talk about karma. Anyway, I think I screwed up the last one quarter of the paper or so. I was so freaking hungry and sleepy during the test, i wasted the first 1/2 an hour taking my own sweet time. And yeah, I handed in my paper with 2 or 3 blank answers. -faints-
We had English composition test on Wednesday too. And yeah, we all screwed up, like our Chinese composition test. The topics are all so unpredictable! "Write about an occasion where you surprised the people around you" ............ *jaw drops* I didn't have time to complete my story. Trust me, it isn't a really good piece of work, despite my 1/2 hour of thorough planning. Come to think of it, it's off-topic! =.=
But you know what?
I won't let some measly English tests bring me down.
You guys should have known better than THAT right???
I was there, scribbling till the very last millisecond. I did my very, very best, and that's all that matters. And if there's one thing i HAVE to blame, that would be the 'perfectionist' side of me. I wanted my story to be perfect, and thus I over-looked the duration. But then again, it simply means that i put in EFFORT in my story, unlike people who just write for the sake of writing.
Quality, not quantity, my dear.
Mannnnn, blogging really does cheer me up :)
Enough about tests and studies! Time to backtrack......
Saturday (yesterday),
Oooooo. I had subway for breakfast after remedial, together with Claudia and Alicia. We spent three whole freaking hours there, and yes, our butt hurts from all that sitting. I can vaguely remember them talking about ghost stories and spirits. Claudia was getting all jumpy and freaked out, which was quite a hilarious sight :p I was kinda tired, so i just sat, and listened, and dozed off after quite some time. When I woke up, Alicia was reading her stupid Goosebumps book, and so Claudia and I did the same. It was interesting at first, choosing and reading the different endings of the book. But then it got really annoying, and *SNAPPPPPPPPPPP*,
there goes our patience with it. We literally threw the book on the table in anger. It's like a never ending book! Then we headed to Alicia's house and chilled there till Claudia's dad came to fetch us. :)
p/s, I didn't know Furbie's 38 years old already! (Or is it 28?) Omg! He looks so puppy-ish! Tsk tsk, chee-ko-dog :S
Friday,
We had a performance at night at some multi-story carpark. To think they have the cheek to invite Mr Lee Hsien Loong (yes!!!! No kidding!!!) and all the important peeps there.. don't they feel embarrassed? Like come on lah,
A CARPARK DINNER IS SO DAMN UNCOOL?!
If I was some big shot, and they invited me to a measly, cheap, hot and dusty CARPARK for dinner, I would be really offended, kick up a huge fuss, and demand that they relocate the event to a hotel straight away.
Not trying to be a bitch or anything,
BUT THE TOILETS WERE REALLY SHITTY.
(like you know, shit-brown shit)
Putting THAT aside, we all had fun :) Playing games, singing songs, cheering, taking pictures, yadda yadda, like this reaaaaaaally hugeeeee family. I think this is about the only time where we all felt truly bonded. Alicia was the major asshole of the day, making all of us (to be exact, Rina) laugh hysterically as she imitated Michelle. LOLLLLLL! I should have videoed it down or something. What a laugh it would have been for y'all :p
Oh good grieve, the bruise from Friday is super obvious today D:
HOW F-UGLY!
I'll hate anyone who tries to poke the bruise tomorrow... SERIOUSLY!
What else??
Oh yeah! CEC/House Captain/PSL investiture. The ceremony itself was pretty lame. We all went up just to receive a collar pin (which is, FYI, kinda cute :p),
which i CAN'T wear, thanks to the CCA collar pin i already have. =.=
Greaaaaat.
The CCA pin overwrites the PSL pin. (Overwrite is not the appropriate word here, I knoooo, i'm not retarded. I'm just lazy to rack my brain for the appropriate one. You get what i mean anyway.) Saddening.
But still, i had fun once again with my fellow PSLs. :) And after the rehearsal on Thursday, Cherine, Beaunice, Cheng En, Jovian, Samuel Lim, Clayton and Moi went for KFC together. I was trying to make Cherine and Beaunice fascinated over some interesting stuffs. And what's that? AHA. Behold:
Bizarre animal mating habits.
Oh yes you read that right. :)
Check this out:
These are sea hares. And yes, they are MATING.Sea hares are hermaphrodites, which means they have both female and male sexual organs.
DON'T THEY LOOK ADORABLE?!
And so harmonious :)
This is a flatworm. Also hermaphrodites. And FYI, that white sharp thingy is it's penis.Sex is more like war than love. They stab each other with their penis, while avoid getting stabbed. Whoever gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and leaves to bear the burden of motherhood.
Don't you just LOVE the color combination. Super coolio~!
And this, is an Anglerfish. (Small one's the male, large one's the female)Male anglerfish are born without any digestive system, so once they hatch, they have to find a female quickly, then bites her body and releases an enzyme that digests his skin and her body to fuse the two in an eternal embrace. The male then becomes nothing but a lump on the female anglerfish’s body. So when the female is ready, her "male appendage" is releases sperms to fertilize her egg.
Have you heard of anything more ROMANTIC than THAT???! *Awww~
- Banana slugs (hermaphrodites) have to find a mate roughly its own size - if it miscalculates, its penis will get stuck while mating (i.e. the size of its penis is the same as its body, which is around 6-8 inches long).
So what happens when it does get stuck?
The other slug chews it off!
- It takes 40 years for Galapagos giant tortoises to reach sexual maturity. After these long 40 years, the tortoises still have to compete for their mate. So what happens to the loser? Frustrated males have been observed humping rocks and even other frustrated males. LOL. Imagine applying that to human concept.... being a 40 year old virgin, literally.
Credits to Neatorama.
Check out the website! :D
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/
INTERESTING, NON?!?!
They should teach THAT in school, and not about boring ol' cells and systems. -yawns-
Back to the point now, shall we?
Oh, before we continue, I saw this in the latest issue of HOT:
"I don't think it's very pretty to be really, really, skinny. It's not inspirational at all for me." - Emma Watson
Awe-some!
Take that, skinny bitches! :D
Honestly, people who are REALLY, REALLY, REALLY TOO skinny are unflattering. Boys like girls with figure, and not stick-like people.
After much observation, i've come to the conclusion that skinny people either have
A) a big head and two big feet, as compared to their body, making them look like a talking walking cotton bud....
Hi Tom/Dick/Harry!I'm the only and only pretty lil Bimbo Bud!
Oh, don't you ADORE me?? -laughs hysterically-
But i'm busy, you're ugly, so have a nice day.
Toodles~
B) flat, small boobies. Which is even worst, cus it makes them look like a talking walking washing board....
Hi Tom/Dick/Harry!I'm the one and only Seductive Scrub!
Want to see more?
Call this number!
So guys, attractive, non? :)
The thing i hate MOST about some skinny girls, is the stupid remarks they make, such as "Ah, i've grown another pound. AHHH, I'm fat! )x" Like, seriously, GO AND DIE. Continue suffering from anorexic for all i care. If you wanna seek attention, start moo-ing like a cow on a canteen table and you'll get it. When YOU say YOU'RE fat, that's a huge insult to others. Like hell, you're indirectly calling them OBESE, or even SEVERELY OBESE.
Alright, i shall stop intimidating you people out there.
Back to life.
I went to Vivo and Plaza Singapura with Yorklyn after dance on Wednesday. It has been like, ERAS since i've last seen her. :) To all the Yorklyn-obsessed people out there, she's alive and kicking away like nothing :D So yeah, we caught Inkheart. It was AWESOME! I think the ending was kinda sad though, with everybody going back to their stories, leaving one by one...... Just like how some of my friends are ditching friends (i.e. ME) for their boyfriends. GAH.
I think it's the stupidest thing to do, abandoning your friends for lovers. Cus (true) friends will be there for you through anything, while lovers won't. Like seriously. Just look around you, and you'll see people hooking up, patching back, and breaking up. REALITY CHECK, LOVESICK WANNABES: Do you really believe that you can walk down the aisle with the person next to you right now? Save all the Romeo And Juliet b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t. It's close to a nil. Love don't come THAT easily. Like come on, if you can predict life ahead, then there's no meaning in life, seriously. I did state in my previous post that 'destiny is for losers. it's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.' Guess what? It doesn't apply here. You can't MAKE a person change or love you the way you want them to. The change has to come by own freewill. And i hate to break it to you, but people in their teens are still a bunch of selfish people. No matter how nice and loving they seem to you, let's just come down back to Earth shall we? It will always be I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, ......and more Is to come, until they reach a stage of pure maturity, where he/she will stop thinking about himself/herself (like finally), and think about you instead. And yeap, that's how hard true love comes by. People change as time passes, and from now till then, anything, and by anything, i really mean ANYTHING, can happen.
Sometimes, i really think i've turned lesbian-y. Or maybe i'm just being the only normal person here on Earth. I've long grown out of interest for puppy love and all that crap, and i'm more eager to find THE real thing. Of course, not at this freaking age! I don't want to stick with the same guy for the next 10 years of my life or so. UNLESS i don't feel suffocated or restricted to do things the i like. In other words, i should still have my own rights to do things i want to, and not do things i don't want to. For example,
1) I still have the rights to talk to my guy-friends without having him whining about how jealous he feels and how he doesn't like to share me with other people.
2) I can still hang out with my girl friends without having him nagging that i'm not spending enough time with him, and again, that "i don't like to share with other people" talk.
3) I can try stuffs like fixing a lightbulb, or, taking things to the extreme, bungee jumping, without him trying, by all means, to stop me just because he thinks it's out of the ordinary and thus it's risky. In short, he shouldn't be over-paranoid or over-protective when it comes to me, and he shouldn't give me the sense of guilt when i wanna do something i really want to. Instead, he should support my decisions and encourage me (unless it's something really stupid like jumping off the building with an opened umbrella above me. Like, AS IF i'll ever do that!)
Things like what movie to catch, or what food to eat, i can compromise. But when it comes to my friends and my freedom, nuh-uh. Don't even think about it. Like i said, you can't MAKE a person change or love you the way you want them to. I'll change by my own freewill. So in the meantime, dude,
Suck On it! :)
Opps! Drifted too far away....
SO ANYWAY,
I've not watched Bedtime Stories, so i can't compare the two movies. But judging by the posters i see, I think Inkheart is more of a fantasy/drama kind of genre, while Bedtime Stories is more of comedy. Have I mentioned before that Brendan Fraser's one of my all time favorite actor??? Like, he's cute for his age, and is an actor! If he became my adoptive father, i would be more than willing, of course. :) He reminds me of Hong Lao Shi, somehow. And David, from Perth. HAHA. My dream sugar-daddy image :)
I've bought my first pair of River Island stilettos, and it's so, so, so gorgeous, i just can't stop adoring it! (With puppy eyes, you bet!) And you can't blame me for buying it! It's the Sale Season, and it'll be really MORONIC not to buy anything. Besides, i've not spent money for what, the past few WEEKS. Maybe even a MONTH. :S How demoralizing! Anyway, spotlight back to my stilettos please! It's glossy, it's black, it's 4.33 inches high, and -hold your breath people!-, it has a peep-toe! :D I looooove shoes with peep-toes.
Very chic! :)
OH! From my observation while reading HOT, I found out Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt ain't really THE hot topic now...
♥ Angelina won Hottest Female of the Year (Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens was nominated too..... -gag- Thank goodness they've only got 13% of the votes)
♥ Zac Efron won Hottest Male of the Year (Eww!!!!!!!)
♥ Nicole Scherzinger & Lewis Hamilton won Hottest Couple of the Year (Someone nominated Lindsay and Samantha up. Good joke! Barack Obama and Michelle Obama were on the list too.) [Oh p/s, Angelina and Brad got 24% only]
♥ Katy Perry won Hottest Fashion Icon of the Year (Well deserved! :D)
♥ Zac Efron won Hottest Male Beach Body of the Year (Ewww!!!! Not AGAIN!! Well, okay, the other nominees were old men.... So i guess, compared to them, it's a win-for-sure)
♥ Rihanna won Hottest Female Beach Body of the Year
♥ Jessica Alba won Hottest Mummy of the Year (Well deserved too! :D Did you guy see her calendar photo shoots?!?!) [Angelina got 34%]
♥ Hugh Jackman won Hottest Daddy of the Year (Ohhh-kaye. David Beckham or Tom Cruise would have been better....) [Brad Pitt got 42%]
♥ Suri Cruise won Hottest Kid on the block (Compared to the other pictures, yeap, i think she's the cutest :D) [Shiloh Jolie-Pitt got 12% :o]
♥ Robert Downey JR. in Ironman won Hottest Superhero of the Year (Not baddddd! But I think Will Smith is hotter :S AND LOL! Someone freaking nominated Po from Kungfu Panda up too! LOL! All the crappy ideas people have! XD)
♥ '4 Minutes' - Madonna Ft. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland won Hottest Collaboration of the Year (Not bad.... compared to the other nominees :D)
♥ Cristiano Ronaldo won Hottest Athelete of the Year (YESSSSS! FREAKING WELL DESERVED!) [p/s, Lewis Hamilton got 8%, while Michael Phelps got 24%. Expected more!]
And I love this quote by Tina Fey - "If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet. You can find a lot of people there who don't like you."
Coolio!
OBS starts tomorrow, and ends on Friday. My dear 1 Sin juniors texted me to have fun and come back alive. HAHA. Thanks dears! :) ♥♥
I know you guys probably won't miss my post or anything, cus I've got the habit of posting only once a week now. And, I don't talk to people online that much anymore. But still........
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Miss me, and pray that I make it back alive, will ya? :)
xoxo,
Veron.
Said night-night world @ 3:36 PM