"Here we are, in the best years of our lives."
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Mood: BubblyMusic: Littlest Things - Lily Allen
Book: Message In A Bottle - Nicholas Sparks (It's so, so touching! D:)
I feel so, so renewed.
I always do after getting a hairdo.
To be precise, bangs.
Bangs makes me bubbly and crazy - as if hair wasn't the ONLY thing the hairdresser cut away.
(I was referring to the wires in my brain)
I guess I should get bangs more often then. Especially during PMS. :)
Anyway, here's a better view of my bang-bang-bangs......
Three things on my mind while looking at the picture above:1) My eyes are exceptionally bigggggggggggg. For once.
2) Damn, I look so cheerful!!
3) AHA! Yes, that's my natural hair. Take that, fake hair bitches! B-)
Don't worry people, I won't be talking about hair this time round. Chill.
Alright. So, the birthday week has FINALLY arrived. To be precise, MY birthday week. Hiak hiak hiak.. It amazes me how time flies. Not long ago, I was still a little toddler, barely knowing what's 1+1, and speaking nothing more than Ga-Ga. Now i can even solve logarithmic equations (which SUCKS, by the way. I sooooo wanna kill Mr Log. if he isn't dead by now, for putting us, poor feeble students, through all the torture...) and type a whole post in proper English.
I've got a good mind to take a walk down memory lane....
Next time, next time. :)
Speaking of birthdays,
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GIVE ME BALLOONS ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Like, SERIOUSLY!!!
I am suffering from BALLOON-PHOBIA.
Well, okay, I still think balloons are nice. BUT, blowing 40 (yes, F-O-R-T-Y with the capital F, O, R, T and Y) up is a different story. My face was hurting so badly on Monday morning, I couldn't even go to school. And don't come telling me about the invention of pumps. I wanted it to be SINCERE, cus I felt rather bad, giving just a balloon, and so I decided to fill up all 40 balloons with my breath.
That sounded so wrong.
But anyway,
WHAT A BIG MISTAKE.
Now even the SMELL of the elastic makes me sick. -hurl-
So, to all ye irri-nnoying (irritating+annoying) people out there who popped MY balloons:
CHEW. ON. RUBBER.
And die.
(Talk about feeling renewed... I guess some things just never change.)
In fact,
Now I think
THIS (bubbles)
make better balloons.I still remember, not long ago, they invented a kind of bubble you can actually TOUCH without having it bursting, 20 seconds after blowing it.
I wonder if it still exists....
I think the picture's really pretty with all the bubbles floating about. ^^
School has been rather sickening for the past week.
I really, really have to stop procrastinating.
I have so much due work, and I've screwed up so many tests.
I know that if I put my mind to something, it can be completed easily.
But the problem is,
i'm NOT putting my mind to it.
And now, because of my own laziness, i have a freaking huge snowball of work to deal with. Oh, wait, no, it's soooo huge,
it's like a freaking AVALANCHE,
and
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
I'm so IMMUNE to screwing up my test papers, I don't even feel DEPRESSED with the number of Bs and Cs I foresee printed on my report book.
Do me a favor would you?
KNOCK MY HEAD,
AND,
SCREW SOME DAMN NORMALITY INTO MY BRAIN!
I really, really hate myself sometimes. I KNEW this was going to happen when I started slacking off my free hours. But no, I just HAD TO not give a damn.
Great, Veron, GREAT.
How would you like a pat on the back for being the WORLD'S GREATEST
AIRHEAD???
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*and this is the part where i start cheering myself up by changing the topic*
I shall now talk about NEH-NEHS. : D
Also known as BOOBS.
So, just a few days ago, I was staring at the cover page of my Biology books. And on it, was a female skeleton which looked something like this...
And as I continued staring at the skeleton to escape the boredom of watching potatoes expanding in water,
*LIGHTBULB*
It occurred to me that the skeleton didn't have boobs, despite it being a female.
And thus, I derived a conclusion that boobs do not have bones to support them, and no wonder, the need for bras.
Come to think of it, it's only LOGICAL that boobs don't have bones. Imagine bumping into someone while rushing for school, or tripping over the stairs and falling flat on your front........... the amount of boob bones you break in a week........ *ouch* !!!
I used to think that saggy boobs were due to weak boob bones.
In other words, the lack of calcium. And yadda yadda yadda.....
Which led me to my second question:
What are boobs made up of?? :O
So i did some research,
and guess what??
This was the first paragraph I read on teengrowth.com:
"It’s an exciting time when your breasts finally start growing. And often an anxious time, with lots of worries… like how big will they get, will they look good, and is anything wrong with mine? So here is the basic information you need to know about healthy breasts."
-snorts- !!!!!??????! LOL.
ANYWAY,
it states that boobs are made up of milk glands and ducts, connective tissue and fat. In teenagers and young women the breast tissue is firm and dense, and then becomes softer and more fatty with age. There is no muscle tissue in the breast, which is why there are no exercises to make them bigger. However, the pectoral muscles that lie underneath the breasts can be firmed up to provide lift and shape.
NO WONDER hugeeeeeeee people have hugeeeeeeeeeeeee boobs while skinny washboards have, ....., well, let's just say, boobs of insignificance.
I am most enlightened, once again ^^
I think nature is just AWESOME. Cus your boobs will actually shrink if you lose weight, OR enlarge if you gain weight, so you're of the correct proportion at all times :)
I think girls who go for boob jobs are as foolish (aka, stupid) as girls who go for fake hair. Like, oh, okay, just in case you aren't enough of a freak already, being a walking cotton bud, let's add two hugeeeee SILICON-filled boobs.......
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I wonder if she floats or sinks in water.......My guess is that she sinks.
Silicon is, after all, a solid.
Oh, how about taking fake boobs to a higher level??
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See, you can even hang stuffs on your over-expanded bra! ^^Speaking of the human body,
I might as well talk about ABS. :)
I think girls with abs are HOTTER than girls with flat stomachs.
Not that girls with flat stomachs are ugly. This, I have no comment. :) It's just that, girls with abs look sportier and fitter than flat-stomached girls. But, guys beg to differ. They think girls with abs are..... scary. =.=
FYI, by abs, I didn't mean...........
THIS.Like DUH. -jaw drops-
I don't even know if she's a she or a he.
:O
Oh gosh, this is freaking me out.
By abs, I meant.............
THIS(Fergie)
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THIS(Jessica Alba)
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THIS(Janet Jackson)
I don't see what's so scary about woman abs THIS size.
It's just like how man's abs
THIS SIZE, is scary,(like, WHAT THE HELL?? Are you for reaaaaal????)
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THIS SIZE, is okay. ^^(How can Channing Tatum ever look SCARY???? You gotta be kiddin' me! ^^)
Alright, alright, enough about bodies.
You guys know how someone's "EWWWW~" can be someone else's delicacy right?
I meant,
food.
Well, I'll show you some which I stumbled upon online........
WHICH FREAKED ME OUT.
COMPLETELY!!!!!
Live Baby Octopus
"The main thing here is the whole life-threatening thing. Live octopi can choke you with their moving tentacles. It's a real-life kill or be killed situation.
Dipping the live baby octopus in alcohol is said to help knock them out momentarily and make them less deadly, but that is to be debated. Truly skilled baby octopi eaters will barely chew their meals before gulping them down, but amateurs generally choose to chew them thoroughly - which can take up to 15 minutes."
I don't understand why do people PAY to RISK THEIR LIVES....?!
Balut (Duck Fetus Egg)
"Surely you've heard the urban legend that someone bought a carton of eggs, cracked one open and found a chicken fetus inside? Well, this is sort of the same thing, except it's not an urban legend and it's a duck instead of a chicken. Oh yeah, and it's on purpose.
Basically, you take your fertilized egg, boil it and there's your meal. Most people seem to eat the egg around the fetus and then snack down the baby duckling bones and all. The “ripeness” of the egg varies from country to country, but it can be eaten any time from being boneless and tiny to pretty much being baby ducks with tender bones and beaks."
Talk about cannibalism! : O
Casu Marzu (Maggot Cheese)
"Casu Marzu is a sheep's milk cheese loaded with writhing, live fly larva. It is illegal in many countries for its obvious health dangers, but for some reason, foodies still actively seek it out. Even worse, the cheese can become toxic after the maggots die, so it has to be eaten while they are still very alive. Dinners are expected to keep their hands over the cheese as they place it in their mouth because these larva can jump up to 15 cm -potentially right into dinner's eyes.
This is one food that almost makes Gordon Ramsay puke - that alone says how disgusting this specialty is."
SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!
Helloooooo, don't they know that maggots eat living things INSIDE OUT????!! : O
Credits to Neatorama.
WAIT!
I'M NOT DONE TORTURING YOUR POOR EYES YET!
Tuna Eyeball (eaten in Japan and China)
TALK ABOUT SICK!!!!
How can you EAT the thing that STARES at you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Codfish Sperm (eaten in various parts of Asia)
Looks more like a freaking HUMAN BRAIN than a FISH SPERM... :o
Udon? Anyone?
and if the FOOD isn't bizarre enough,
how about the VENUE????
Cannibalistic Restaurant (Japan)
"'Nyotaimori' (which literally means "female body plate") is the name of a restaurant that serves sushi and sashimi on a naked woman's body. The body is made from food and placed on an operating table, much as though in a hospital. You can "operate" anyway and anywhere you want by cutting open the body and eating what you find inside. The body will actually bleed as you cut it and the intestines and organs inside are completely editable."
Toilet Restaurant (Taiwan)
"Have you ever heard of people eating out of a toilet and having great fun? A restaurant named Marton Theme Restaurant, in Kaohsiung has a toilet theme and is a great hit among people. The restaurant has a bathroom decor, with colorful toilet seat being the standard chairs at the restaurant. It also serves food in plates and bowls shaped like western loo seats and Japanese “squat” toilets. Customers sits by a tables converted from a bathtub with a glass cover while looking at a wall decorated with neon-lit faucets and urinals turned into lamps."
Restaurant In The Sky (Belgium)
"'Dinner in the Sky' is a Brussels based restaurant that serves dinner for up to 22 people… 150 feet in the air! The specially-designed table and chairs are lifted by a crane. Dinner anywhere in Belgium will set you back almost 8 thousand euros; other locations are also available. Remember, you must wear your seat belt, and don't drop your fork!"
So.....what happens when you wanna pee??? : o
Condom Restaurant (Thailand)
"'Cabbages and Condoms' is a chain of restaurants in Thailand. There are condoms on the walls and pictures of condoms printed on the carpets. Instead of after-dinner mints, patrons are offered a bowl of condoms at the counter."
Credits to Oddee & Oddee once again.
Like seriously, how do people manage to keep their APPETITE???
I am most APPALLED.
Okay, okay, I hear your pleas for me to be NORMAL.
So.
You guys know how a NORMAL orange looks like right?
Fine. I shall spare your pathetic brain from thinking so hard....
So, with that in mind, what i found lying about in my very own kitchen one fine evening really fascinated me so much, i just HAD to take a picture of it.
And here it is......
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What a F-UGLY orange.No wonder everyone at home refused to eat it : S
And i'm sorry if i sound across as discriminative, or judgmental, or even mean,
but,
so?
IT IS A F-UGLY ORANGE!!!
:O
If MY complexion ever goes THAT bad, do not hesitate to call ME and OLD HAG. I hereby give you permission to do so. Urgh. -shivers-
Sadly,
NO,
You can't say that now,
as much as you would LOVE to ^^
ANYWAY,
I doubt i'll ever, EVER, allow myself to turn THAT f-ugly anyway.
Alright, here's another post to last you guys for another week.
DO NOT COMPLAIN!
This is not as long as the previous post :)
With that,
xoxo,
♥VERON.
♥VERON.
Said night-night world @ 9:25 PM