"U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. You ugly, uh-uh, you ugly!"
Saturday, January 24, 2009
PICTURES FIRST, as i promised : )


1 Humility and Sincerity's PSLs :D
(Stupid Ian..... -.- AHA)
Unglam shots :DNot me, duh. *evil laughter*

Cherine.... twit much? LOL!

Andrew Chee & his famous... Constipated smile! HAHA!

Shi Ze.... LOL LOL LOL!

Russell.... is dancin'! HAHAHAHA
(And that's Cheng En in maroon, and Bugsy teeth!. :D)

PSLs unite! :)

1Sincerity's.
(Chernwei siam-ed just in time -,-)
GELARE♥
Fun day, fun day, fun day, fun day.. :)






24 bucks plus ice-cream. Yummaye! :D
The guys ordered the same, but theirs just looks like a big pile of brownish creamy poo cus it melted really fast...

What we're trying to show:
Girls = 6/6 with ties
while
Guys = 3/7 with ties
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :D

Cherine said my eyes looks enlarged under the circle thingy.
SO COOL.
And that's Weisheng behind, doing God-knows what :S
BONUS PICTURES;zee unglam center-parting retard, Mavis Benedict Ong!& LILING, me am lazy to transfer the pictures still.
HA HA HA. Wait patiently you neh! : D

Mood: Egg-cited! :D
Music: Broken Strings - James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado
Book: Kyle XY #2 (Under The Radar) - S.G. Wilkens
Finally, my long-awaited holidays are here! :D
Thank goodness.
But somehow, i have this feeling Chinese New Year came early this year.. Or is it just me? o.o
Cherine says my posts are bimbotic. HOW CAN???!! :O
I'm always being stereotyped as a bimbo, somehow. Everyone's first impression of me is always 'Aye, yet another whiny bimbo'. And how do I find out? They confess to me later on in life. I have a feeling half of these people think i'm bimbo because of the fact that i like pink. BUT BUT BUT, i think pink's overrated now. HAH. So see, i'm really trying, on my part, to out-bimbo myself, just like how some of you should try to out-gay yourself :)
And the color 'pink' never fails to remind me of Suuu-Zeeee and her gigantic fat ass.
Honestly, i didn't have a problem with her at first, despite all the nasty recounts i heard from my friends and other people, cus i wasn't one of her many victims. YET. But just a few days ago, she freaking caught me for NO APPARENT REASON. Seriously! And, she didn't even tell me WHY she caught me, and referred me to Mr Goh. Even Mr Goh didn't know why i was caught. But he couldn't let me go just like that, so he gave me 1 warning. O.N.E. WARNING. For nothing! Which means i only have one more warning left... ZZZ!
Like, come on, if you wanna catch people, fine. But have the common sense to at least tell people where they've gone wrong, so that they can escape from your clutches in future!
Whatever it is, i'm not going to change any single bit of my uniform anymore, cus i think it's perfectly fine. Besides, as everyone knows, even the most decent thing on earth has flaws in SZ's eyes. For goodness sake! She catches people for over-knee skirts and above-ankle socks! =,=
I hope she gets sacked soon.. that will be the happiest day of everyone's lives in history/
And.
I WILL NEVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVERRRRRR,
call her MADAM.
-end of discussion-
HAHAHA!
I remember Meiyi asking the drink stall uncle for safety pins to pin back her skirt. The uncle heard 'tian mi mi' instead of 'safety pins', and gave her that horrified look. LOL!
So...
On Sunday, we were supposed to have lunch with Miss Lini. But she couldn't make it, so we went ourselves (:
We = Liling, Mavis, Cassandra, Crystle and Moi.
We had sushi,
and played truth or dare,
and dirtied the entire table,
and quickly left.
:s
I came home and opened a new tub of Chunky Monkey, and damn, it was the most disgusting tub i've ever since in my whole entire life. It tasted normal, but it looked gross. I don't even think it was mixed properly, cus the ice-cream, chocolate chunks, and nuts were separated in layers distinctively. How gross! And right at the bottom, there was a layer of ice???? Ewwwww.
Talking about food, i'm really starting to get pissed off with my tenants. (FYI, Rina, tenants = people who rents my house to live in, and sadly, no it's not my imaginary boyfriend's name. LOL.) FIRST, they invade my house, leaving me with very little privacy. NEXT, they steal my food from the fridge. THEN, they've spoiled the flush of the one and only toilet at home, and yes, all their poo and pee were left in the toilet bowl still. Talk about gross. Eww? Dad was still away, while Mom didn't come home for the past 5 days or so (I mean it literally when I say she DOESN'T come home. I only received a text message from her on Wednesday night... I wonder how she bathed...) so
I, had to fix the toilet-shit thing, cus China people don't even have a clue to HOW a flush works or even WHAT a flush is.
Don't get me wrong, I love all sorts of people. I think China people are nice, fun and helpful. I'm definitely not racist (okay, well, maybe sometimes). But i think something really snapped in me there and then. I had to go through the trouble of Google-ing "How To Fix A Toilet Flush" on the net (do NOT attempt to laugh), and touch all that filth and murky water in that rectangular-box thing. Whatever it's called. It's pa-the-tic. And not to mention de-press-ing. And things for sure now: Even if it means I'll have to starve to death, homeless and smelly,
I WILL NEVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVER,
EVERRRRRR,
be a toilet-cleaner/plumber.
Not having second thoughts about the president's, or even a classy hotel, and to say the least, hawker centres *jaw drops*.
One thing you gotta know about hawker centres' toilets, it's stinkier than stink.
Even if there's a demented serial killer right behind me, i will NEVER hide in a toilet. It's the stupidest idea to hide in toilets. Chances of NOT being founded by the killer is like, nil. And, I most definitely don't wanna die in a stinky toilet. Like hello, I do intend to spend my last few milliseconds on Earth comfortably okay. There's no way i'll allow myself to die in the hospital with all the tubes in my mouth and needles poking through my skin :O
The part about them stealing MY food? I had to resort to BUYING FOOD BACK FOR THEM. Cus two things happens when they steal my food, both of which i don't really fancy:
1) I don't have nice food to eat.
2) I have to eat China food. AKA, dumplings and vegetables.
I have been eating dumplings and vegetables for weeks, and i'm SICK of it. I've had had enough of flour, and i'm very certain i will never suffer from constipation in my whole entire life from now, thanks to all the fiber stored up in my body. Thank you very much.
Never have i appreciated canteen food so much.
I love canteen food.
I thank God for canteen food.
Enough about tenants... Makes my blood boil.
About school.... hmmmmmmmmm.....
Oh, right, I passed Maths test! :D The total score was 20, and we had to write a target score down. I only felt confident about getting the first two questions right, so I wrote a five. HA HA. I'm really trying to psycho myself into NOT hating maths. On Monday night or so, i was trying to complete my A-Maths assignment, and i really felt like crying/dying, whichever. I could always derive a final answer, but about 70% of the time, it doesn't tally with the answer at the back of the book. And it's only Surds, for goodness sake, the first and easiest chapter of the entire book. So I came online and started de-stressing my overused brain. Then, the ever so nice Darren started crapping and gaying about online, which was kinda helpful. HAHA. He's dying from pre-Os himself... All I can say is, Cat. High is really powerful. They have remedial in the morning, BEFORE school,
AND in the afternoon, AFTER school. If that ever happens to our school, i'll suffer from a major emotional and psychological breakdown. I'll end up screwing up my Os.
Yeah, it's weird, ain't it? I do better at tests and exams when i DON'T study. If i DO study hard on the other hand, it'll backfire. I have this crazy theory about myself: Slacking, Shopping and Partying stimulates my brain better. Ironic huh. It probably sounds nonsensical to you, but i think it's quite true, and it's a good thing too, cus it means that i don't have to study as hard, and yet get good results! I think there's a Chinese phrase for that..... do something halfway, get twice the result.... yeah, something like that. HA. And trust me, my theory has been tested and proven for the past two years. Cool much??
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Let's discuss about teachers! :D
My form teacher, Ms Koh-
She's super super super super bimbotic! From the way she expresses herself, physically and verbally. Which is really hilarious, and keeps the classroom so much livelier during Maths compared to other subjects (which i'll talk about later).
Eg: OBS form. If you're above 21, you fill in one section, and if you're under 21, you fill in another different section instead. So some of us got confused and either signed the wrong section or both sections.
So, she was like:
Are you all above twenty oneeeeeee???and we replied:
Nooooooooo..Then she was like:
Then are you all below twenty oneeeeeeee???and we replied:
Yesssssssss..Then suddenly she raised her voice:
THEN YOU ALL GO SIGN THE ABOVE 21 YEARS OLD COLUMN FOR WHATTT????! No offense ah, i think you all really a bit strange lor. You all don't even know if you're above 21 or below 21. VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND MEHH??? And some of you all hor, very cute one leh, NEVER EVEN SIGN. If you're not above 21 years old, then also not below 21 years old, then I don't know how old are you already lah!!And and, her famous "I Hate Counselors" complain:
Erika, Pearlyn and Sylvia ah, why you all want to be in excooooo?? Aiyooooo. Very fun meh? You all want work, come work for me lah! Actually hor, the counselors tie is nothing one! The tie signifies child labour....... EH!!! PLEASE HOR, YOU ALL BETTER DON'T BE WHAT CHAIR-MAN AND WHAT VICE CHAIR-MAN HOR!! I'll kill you!!! Promise me ah!!&to the rest of the class, she said:
You all heard ah, they promised me already. So if they become Chairman and Vice Chairman, you all don't support them okay!! Then go tell everybody don't support them also, cus they break their promise with me, not trustworthy. HMMPH!She's damn cute can? HAHA.
NEXT!! My Chemistry teacher, Ms Tan (yawn)-
Everyone's saying she's nice, and that she doesn't raises her temper that easily. Trust me, i had a hard time trying not to burst out laughing at those comments made about her. There has NEVER been a SINGLE LESSON with her whereby she NEVER nags at us. It's like a standard procedure of hers to nag at us, even if there's nothing to nag about. I should really time her nagging sessions and see how long it lasts.
Eg. Being 1 or 2 minutes late for class. I think she has probably rehearsed her 'Late' speech in front of the mirror at home or something. It's ALWAYS the same:
Now, 3 Hue-Mee-Lee-Tee, I cannot understand why some people can be on time for class, while the others cannot. I don't want to keep repeating myself over and over again. Once the previous lesson is over, quickly take your Chemistry books and files and walk quickly to the lab. There's no need to wait for your friends. Is it that hard?? I don't want to see this happen again the next lesson. Is that clear? *SOMETIMES, she combines the 'You All Are From The Best Class' speech together with the "Late" speech too.* Which goes something like:
You all are from the best class, so you all should be better than the other classes. I don't see why my other classes can come to the lab on time, and you all cannot. !#$%^&*....... Yadda yadda.Firstly, it takes time to walk from our classroom to the lab. And secondly, the teacher from the previous lesson always eats into her time. So it's not entirely our fault to blame. And thirdly (though i don't think this applies to everyone in class), thanks to her nagging, most of us dread Chemistry. So of course we would wanna waste more Chemistry-time.
Besides, she's wasting time nagging at us too. Like come on, every single lesson of chanting and ranting, we get the idea. She should really cut the crap and get on with lessons to
save time, which she seems to love doing..
MOST IMPORTANTLY, my Physics teacher, Mdm Ee (YAWN!!!)-
BEFORE i've opened the textbook to read, I thought Mdm Ee was actually quite a good teacher who knows what she's doing, and that the problem lies with ME for being slow at understanding what she's teaching up there.
AFTER i've opened the textbook (which was only a few days ago), then i realized it isn't me, it's her. What she taught us was completely useless and rather irrelevant, and she always drifts away from the main point while teaching. And, no doubt, the concept is the same as what's written in the textbook, but she's teaches us from another point of view. And let me tell you, this "view" is MORE COMPLICATED and MORE CONFUSING than it actually is.
I've learnt: read ahead before she teaches.
Putting aside her teaching methods, she's quite okay.
Like there was once, she showed us some video clip, and then she got kinda scared and said:
I can get sued and put to jail if you tell anyone I showed you this. And it's not worth going to jail because of you. So... don't tell anyone, okay?NOT WORTH GOING TO JAIL BECAUSE OF US?? LOL! Brutally crude, but true.
Alright. Anyway, we had Chinese Compo test on Thursday. We were all soooo not in the mood?? But seriously, I rather write about something than listen to her talking about poems (which i don't understand at all! Really! Not a single word!) for TWO WHOLE HOURS x_x We were expecting the topic to be the classic "Wo De Mu Qin"/"My Mother". So yes, we were all dumbfounded when she wrote "Yi Ge Dan Dan De Wei Dao Jiao Ai"/"A Simple Feeling: Love" Our flow of ideas got stuck instantly, even after half an hour, only 5 or 6 people started writing. Charmaine got so desperate, she wrote about her first love. LOL.
Oh yeah. Note to self: FREAKING GET A NEW ALARM CLOCK.
I'm almost late for school everyday this year. Which sucks. Cus that would mean i have to rush about in school (from the gate, across the field, up to the classroom to put down my bag, & all the way back to the side gate for duty), and i'll be sweaty, and my hair will end up sticking out in all directions (just not the right one), all even before school officially starts. ZZZ. So annoying.
Yay, so yesterday we had house-meeting :D And i still find myself truly fascinated by Daryl's height. Goh, that is. (Cheng En too. Not forgetting his huge man-nehnehs. HA HA) :D
Our Sec3 house captain's the B-sth guy, same as 2007. (MEIYIIIIII!!! HAHA!) And our Sec4/overall house captain's Veronica. (All zeeee Verons in the world rules!:D:D:D! LOL). I'm sabotaged up to be the non-sports activities/cheer-leading leader. And the best part is, I don't even know what i'm supposed to do. For one thing, no one has told me the definition of Non-Sports Activities. Great. So yeah, I sabotaged Rowena up too, cus she was in cheerleading last year, thus she should know what's-up better than me :)
I've been trying to choreograph the dance for cheer-leading since last night, cus i really don't wanna freak myself out at the very last minute if they really do need a dance (which i think they do). And damn, i really don't like choreographing dances. It's like, mass murder of brain cells. But anyway, i'm already done with 3/4 of it all :) I could have finished the whole thing yesterday night, but my flow of ideas got stuck, and i was so tired by then, i dozed off while thinking..
And why was I so tired? SYF practice. Not only did it drain my every single drop of energy out, i now have horrible-looking bruises on my knees and feet too. D: I don't want to go house-visiting with horrible bruises!! Like ewwwwwwwww!! So yes, i only have tonight to heal, SOMEHOW. I'm gonna paste lotsa muscle-relieving stickers, and rub the bruises till they turn into a lighter shade of purple. I am DETERMINED to do so.
Yeah, because of dance, I didn't get to watch Ponyo at Gab's with Hillary, Gabriel, Chernwei & Jovian yesterday as planned. The whole thing was postponed. Siannnnnnn.
I have to maintain good results this year, cus apparently, everyone's worried I can't cope with all that's going on. Surprisingly, even Mdm Ee's worried.
But seriously, i'm managing my time rather well and i've officially caught up with lessons, like finally. I don't know how i manage it either, but one thing's for sure: i'm not anywhere close to falling apart or breaking down. Talk about time-management, mannn, I ACE it. Maybe this is the 'calm' before the 'storm'. If that's so, i'll MAKE that 'storm' disappear before it comes.
Some people often sit around and wait for the stupid 'storm' to befall them, claiming it's their destiny, and that they're destined to die. That's utter bullshit. Destiny is for losers cus it's just a lame excuse for LETTING things happen to you instead of MAKING them happen. Like come on, will you get an apple tree from a sunflower seed? No. It's logical. If you foresee trouble ahead, trust me, do something. ANYTHING. You may or may not stop it from happening, but it'll still make a difference.
Another thing is that, one really shouldn't look too far ahead and get paranoid or ecstatic over things that hasn't even happened. Saves you a lot of disappointed and brain cells, and time. It's really stupid getting paranoid about things you IMAGINE will happen to you. You make yourself depressed, you make yourself sad, you kill a gazillion brain cells, you can't even get a good night's rest.
There are millions of happenings in this world which are really worth your worries, like little children going to bed with an empty stomach every night. And there are also millions of other things in this world which are really worth your time, like visiting your old, weak and frail grandparents.
With so many worthy things and happenings on this planet, seriously, i don't see the point getting all cranked up and emotional, worrying if your boyfriend's cheating on you, when in fact, the problem lies with you, being so needy and whiny. If you started thinking of other people out there on this planet, that would probably be a much better use of your time.
BY THE WAY, what i typed was just an example. I'm not hinting anything to anyone.
And,
I'm sure this post is long enough to last you readers for a week.
Adios! ♥
Oh wait!
Check out this cheer:
C-U-T-E, that's the way you wanna be,
Like me, YEAH YEAH, like me, YEAH YEAH!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi,
You ugly, YEAH YEAH, you ugly, YEAH YEAH!
B-U-T-T, that's the way you look to me,
Butt ugly, YEAH YEAH, butt ugly, YEAH YEAH!
M-A-M-A, we know how you got that way,
Your mama, YEAH YEAH, your mama, YEAH YEAH!
D-A-D-D-Y, you don't even know that guy,
Your daddy, YEAH YEAH, your daddy, YEAH YEAH!
H-O-M-E, that's the only place you've been,
Go home, YEAH YEAH, go home, YEAH YEAH!
N-A-S-T-Y, that's why you go home and cry,
You're nasty, YEAH YEAH, you're nasty, YEAH YEAH!
It's damn offending, and bitchy, but me like! :D
Me current obsession♥!
Alright,
Au revoir, mon amie! ♥
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